Let's not pretend this isn't important. For all the wonderful qualities of this shampoo, this is still one of our favorites. It just smells so damn good! Nom nom nom. (Don't actually eat it... trust us.)

kissed with french argan oil, Vitamins, & antioxidants

Creating a hydrating cleanser that adds incredible moisture, softness, thickness, and shine to your sweet head warmer. Our French Kissed formula also defies frizz with a firm but gentle hand while protecting from thermal heat and UV rays. All while preparing your hair for conditioning, because we’re just that thoughtful.


Drug store shampoo is for the weak... or the hairless. But not for you and your luscious locks, so we’ve removed common unhealthy crap like SLS, Alcohol, and Parabens.

color & Extension safe

Maintain a seamless natural look between your real hair and those sweet sweet extensions. Will not loosen or damage bonds. Safe for colored hair, you beautiful bastard.

presented by joei d fox

The entire Fucking Fantastic haircare line has been carefully tested over years and curated by celebrity stylist (she hates it when we call her that) and the Queen of Badassery (she likes that one), Joei D Fox.