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JUST get it wet

Fucking Fantastic Makeup Remover Towels only need water! Ditch the chemical drenched disposable wipes and harsh irritating cotton products. Machine washable hundreds of times, each towel replaces up to 3000 disposable wipes.





machine washable & reusable

each towel replaces over 3000 makeup wipes!

Stop wasting your money on lotions, potions, swipes and wipes!
Fucking Fantastic Makeup Remover Towels are machine washable and reusable hundreds of times!

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fucking fantastic fibers

Made from millions of specialty Fucking Fantastic Fibers, fine as silk and smaller than a human hair. They gently lift, trap, and remove makeup and grime from your delicate skin. No chemical treatments, just Fucking Fantastic innovation.





soft touch exfoliant

Our proprietary (patent pending) specialty Soft Touch Exfoliating Corner is designed to actually exfoliate your skin gentlyt. Conveniently placed on the corner of your "Crazy Ex" towel. Get it? "Crazy Ex...foliant". We think we're clever.



the hangout loop

Why don't all towels have this? A little added touch of convenience! Don't let your towel sit on dirty surfaces before rubbing it on your money maker, keep it hung and clean like a pool boy. We also use it to air dry our towel, because we like to use our makeup remover towel in the shower and this helps us keep it nearby.


JUST GET IT WET.

Fucking Fantastic Makeup Remover Towels only need water! Ditch the chemical drenched disposable wipes and harsh irritating cotton products.

MACHINE WASHABLE & REUSABLE
each towel replaces over 3000 makeup wipes!

Stop wasting your money on lotions, potions, swipes and wipes! Fucking Fantastic Makeup Remover Towels are machine washable and reusable hundreds of times!



LEARN HOW TO USE IN 15 SECONDS!


Fucking Fantastic Fibers!

Made from millions of specialty Fucking Fantastic Fibers, fine as silk and smaller than a human hair. They gently lift, trap, and remove makeup and grime from your delicate skin. No chemical treatment, just Fucking Fantastic innovation.


SET Includes:
THREE TOWELS & BONUS MAKEUP BAG
(2) "Basic Bitch" Makeup Remover Towels with hangout loop, (1) "Crazy Ex" Makeup Remover Towel with built in Soft Touch Exfoliant Corner (that actually exfoliates),
and all three come inside a sexy Matching Waterproof Makeup bag!

Each towels measures a FULFILLING 16" x 8"

Soft Touch Exfoliant Corner
Our proprietary specialty fabric is designed to help actually exfoliate your skin, conveniently placed on the corner of your "Crazy Ex" towel. Get it? "Crazy Ex...foliant". We think we're clever.

THE Hangout Loop
A little added touch of convenience! Don't let your towel sit on dirty surfaces before rubbing it on your money maker, keep it hung and clean like a pool boy. We also use it to air dry our towel, because we like to use our makeup remover towel in the shower and this helps us keep it nearby.

WHY NOT JUST USE DISPOSABLE MAKEUP WIPES?

Well don't, they suck. Sure, they're "convenient" in a pinch... but you need to keep buying them constantly, they cost more in the long run, they contain a buttload of chemicals, and they are one of the worst pollutants on earth. We just can't recommend rubbing preservatives and sometimes formaldehyde-releasing chemicals, solubilizers, surfactants, and emulsifiers in to your skin.

Over a BILLION wipes are used DAILY, and many wipes aren't actually "disposable" or "flushable"... seriously go and Google: "wipes in sewer system"... its nasty AF. They gunk up the pipes, cost millions to clear out, and usually end up taking up space in landfills because a lot of the are manufactured with components that aren't biodegradable. As if that wasn't all bad enough, a lot of wipes also end up in the oceans and are literally killing sea, life like turtles and jellyfish.

WHAT ABOUT A WASH CLOTH OR COTTON ROUNDS?

Bad! [spritzes water bottle] Bad customer! Sssstop it! While it is absorbent, cotton basically just scrapes and scratches. There's a reason that people who own million dollar cars don't wipe them down with cotton towels. Because cotton can leave swirl marks in that expensive ass paint job by creating micro scratches and ultimately damaging the finish. Whereas our Fucking Fantastic Fibers, which utilize thousands of tiny fibers, each measuring smaller than a human hair, help to avoid scraping and scratching the epidermis (outer most layer of your skin). Wiping your skin with rough textures can cause inflammation and micro openings for bacteria to breed, leading to breakouts and bad vibes. Basically, our towels are soft as fuck and better for your pretty punim.

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Save hundreds of dollars
Save loot on lotions, potions, swipes and wipes! Machine washable and reusable hundreds of times, each towel replaces over 3000 makeup wipes!

Each Makeup Remover Towel Kit Includes:
x2 "Basic Bitch" Makeup Remover Towels with hangout loop, x1 "Crazy Ex" Makeup Remover Towel with built in Soft Touch Exfoliant Corner (that actually exfoliates),
and all three come inside a sexy matching Waterproof Makeup Bag!

 


Soft Touch Exfoliant Corner

Our proprietary specialty fabric is designed to help actually exfoliate your skin, conveniently placed on the corner of your "Crazy Ex" towel. Get it? "Crazy Ex...foliant". We think we're clever.

The Hangout Loop
A little added touch of convenience! Don't let your towel sit on dirty surfaces before rubbing it on your money maker, keep it hung and clean like a pool boy. We also use it to air dry our towel, because we like to use our makeup remover towel in the shower and this helps us keep it nearby.

 

 

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